SCENE 3
(Inside the Wizard’s chambers, ELPHABA searches for the lever to the Monkey Cage. Suddenly—the WIZARD appears.)
OZ HEAD VOICE
I knew you’d you be back!
WIZARD
Just hear me out! I don’t wanna harm you!
ELPHABA
You have harmed me!
WIZARD
I know that! And I regret it. Elphaba—
ELPHABA
Stay where you are! I’m setting those Monkeys free and if you try to interfere or call you guards—
WIZARD
I’m not going to call anyone! Truth is, I’m glad to see you again. Get’s pretty lonely for me around here. I know you must get lonely too.
ELPHABA
You don’t know the first thing about me!
WIZARD
Oh but I do. I know the real reason you came back here. It’s the why everyone comes to see the Wizard. So I can grant their heart’s desire.
ELPHABA
I don’t want anything from you!
WIZARD
Sure you do! You want to stop fighting, stop running. Elphaba, you’ve been so strong through all this. Aren’t you tired of being the strong one? Wouldn’t you like someone to take care of you? Please, can’t we start again?
ELPHABA
Don’t you think I wish I could? I’d give anything to turn back the clocks, go back to that time when I actually believed that you were wonderful! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz! No one believed in you more than I did.
WIZARD
Elphaba, try to understand, I never had a family of my own—I was always travelin’. So I guess I just wanted to give the citizens of Oz everything.
ELPHABA
So you lied to them.
WIZARD
Only verbally. Besides, they were the lies they wanted to hear!
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
OR PLANNED IT IN ADVANCE
I WAS MERELY BLOWN HERE
BY THE WINDS OF CHANCE
I NEVER SAW MYSELF
AS A SOLOMON OR SOCRATES
I KNEW WHO I WAS:
ONE OF YOUR DIME-A-DOZEN
MEDIOCRITIES
THEN SUDDENLY I’M HERE
RESPECTED—WORSHIPPED EVEN
JUST BECAUSE THE FOLKS IN OZ
NEEDED SOMEONE TO BELIEVE IN
DOES IT SURPRISE YOU
I GOT HOOKED, AND ALL TOO SOON?
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I GOT CARRIED AWAY
AND NOT JUST BY BALLOON…
WONDERFUL
THEY CALL ME “WONDERFUL”
SO I SAID “WONDERFUL—IF YOU INSIST
I WILL BE WONDERFUL”
AND THEY SAID “WONDERFUL”
BELIEVE ME, IT’S HARD TO RESIST
‘CAUSE IT FEELS WONDERFUL
THEY THINK I’M WONDERFUL
HEY LOOK WHO’S WONDERFUL
THIS CORN-FED HICK
WHO SAID: “IT MIGHT BE KEEN
TO BUILD A TOWN OF GREEN
AND A WONDERFUL ROAD OF YELLOW BRICK!”
ELPHABA
It’s all just smoke and mirrors and that’s the truth!
WIZARD
THE TRUTH IS NOT A THING OF FACT OR REASON
THE TRUTH IS JUST WHAT EV’RYONE AGREES ON
Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. We call it—“history.”
(Sings)
A MAN’S CALLED A “TRAITOR”—OR “LIBERATOR”
A RICH MAN’S A “THIEF”—OR “PHILANTHROPIST”
IS ONE A “CRUSADER”—OR “RUTHLESS INVADER?”
IT’S ALL IN WHICH LABEL
IS ABEL TO PERSIST
THERE ARE PRECIOUS FEW AT EASE
WITH MORAL AMBIGUITIES
SO WE ACT AS THOUGH THEY DON’T EXIST
THEY CALL ME “WONDERFUL”
SO I AM WONDERFUL
IN FACT, IT’S SO MUCH WHO I AM
IT’S PART OF MY NAME
AND WITH MY HELP, YOU CAN BE THE SAME!
AT LONG, LONG LAST RECEIVE YOUR DUE—
LONG OVERDUE
ELPHABA—THE MOST CELEBRATED
ARE THE REHABILITATED
THERE’LL BE SUCH A… WHOOP-DE-DOO
A CELEBRATION THROUGHOUT OZ
THAT’S ALL TO DO—WITH YOU…
WONDERFUL
THEY’LL CALL YOU WONDERFUL
ELPHABA
IT DOES SOUND WONDERFUL…
WIZARD
TRUST ME IT’S FUN…
WHEN YOU ARE WONDERFUL
ELPHABA
I COULD BE WONDERFUL
WIZARD
YES! WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL—
ELPHABA
WAIT!—I’LL ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSITION…
WIZARD
Wonderful!
ELPHABA
ON ONE CONDITION—
WIZARD
Yes?
ELPHABA
YOU SET THOSE MONKEYS FREE…
WIZARD
Done!
(He pulls the lever, the cage opens, and the winged Monkeys fly out of their prison.)
ELPHABA
Fly! You’re free! Fly, Monkeys! You’re free! Chistery, you’re free! Now Fly! Fly! You under the blanket!
WIZARD
No! Wait!
(It is her old friend DOCTOR DILLAMOND.)
ELPHABA
No. It can’t be. Doctor Dillamond?
WIZARD
Elphaba, we couldn’t let him continue speaking out.
ELPHABA
Doctor Dillamond, are you alright? Don’t be afraid. It’s me Elphaba. Doctor Dillamond, don’t you remember me?
DILLAMOND
Baaaaaa
ELPHABA
Can’t you speak?
DILLAMOND
Baaaaaaaa
(She turns to the WIZARD, furious at him and at herself for ever having trusted him.)
ELPHABA
You and I have nothing in common. I’m nothing like you and I never will be. And I’ll fight you till the day I die!
(And with this, the WIZARD immediately rushes behind his Giant Head.)
OZ HEAD
Guards! Guards!
(Two GUARDS appear. ELPHABA backs away from them, brandishing her broom, when she stops short: One of the GUARDS is FIYERO.)
FIYERO
Are you alright, Your Ozness?
ELPHABA
Fiyero! Fiyero, thank Oz!
FIYERO
Silence, witch!
GUARD
There’s a Goat on the lam, sir.
FIYERO
I know that. Just fetch me some water!
GUARD
Water, sir?
FIYERO
You heard me! As much as you can carry!
GUARDS
Yes sir!
(They march out)
ELPHABA
Fiyero, not you too!
FIYERO
I said silence!
(FIYERO pulls the WIZARD out from behind his Giant Head.)
WIZARD
No!
FIYERO
Don’t make a sound, Your Ozness! Unless you want all of your guests to know the truth about the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! Elphaba, I will find Dillamond later now get out of here!
ELPHABA
Fiyero, you frightened me. I thought you might have changed.
FIYERO
I have changed.
(GLINDA has heard the commotion.)
GLINDA
What’s going on? I thought I heard… Elphie! Oh thank Oz you’re alive!
(She rushes to embrace her long-lost friend.)
GLINDA
Oh but you shouldn’t have come! If anyone discoverates you—
FIYERO
Glinda, you better go.
GLINDA
Fiyero, what are you doing?
FIYERO
Please just go back to the ball!
GLINDA
Your Ozness, he means no disrespectation. Please understand, we all went to school together.
FIYERO
Elphaba!
GLINDA
Fiyero, have you misplaced your mind?! What are you doing?!
FIYERO
I’m going with her.
GLINDA
What?
ELPHABA
What?
GLINDA
What are saying? That the two of you… all this time behind my back?
ELPHABA
No it wasn’t like that!
FIYERO
Well, it was. But it wasn’t. Let’s go.
(FIYERO leaves with ELPHABA.)
GLINDA
Fine! Go! You deserve each other!
WIZARD
Here have a swig of this. Dulls the pain.
GLINDA
No thank you.
(MORRIBLE rushes in.)
MORRIBLE
Is it true? Is it true your betrothed has brought her into custody?
WIZARD
I’m afraid our new Captain of the Guard had other plans.
MORRIBLE
What? She’s not been captured?
WIZARD
Quite the opposite, considering how well she eluded us last time.
MORRIBLE
We must smoke her out! Force her to show herself!
WIZARD
But how?
GLINDA
Her sister.
MORRIBLE
What? What’d she say?
GLINDA
Use her sister. Spread a rumor. Make her think her sister’s in trouble. She will fly to her side and you will have her.
WIZARD
Exactly so.
GLINDA
And now if Your Ozness will excuse me I have a slight headache. I think I’ll go lie down.
(GLINDA runs out.)
MORRIBLE
A rumor won’t do it. Elphaba’s too smart.
WIZARD
Far too smart.
MORRIBLE
Perhaps a change in the weather!
(As MORRIBLE, a weather expert, cooks up a terrible storm, GLINDA wanders off, sad and alone.)
GLINDA
DON’T WISH, DON’T START
WISHING ONLY WOUNDS THE HEART…
THERE’S A GIRL I KNOW
HE LOVES HER SO
I’M NOT THAT GIRL…
I love these scenes, and I feel that Dr. Dillamond is probably the one who really made me love animals
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